Google According to Srinjoy

23 06 2009

I am going through one those phases in life when I’m kinda totally googlised , hence this post.

Before I start , I’m not going to write about the following aspects of Google which everyone seems to know ; or if you don’t , you can always ‘google’ it out yourself. I may however comment and opine about these, and yours would be great too !!

  1. That Google is a billion billion dollar corporation and if you invested in it in 2004 you are one lucky jackass . Lucky, you know why , Jackass because no one predicted what is now history and you certainly dint.
  2. That Google has a famous 20% rule where employees get to spend time working on their personal projects for Google or for greater good. (Guess what they end up doing !)
  3. The SB and LP duo were once again Ivy League dropouts who got into Silicon Valley and got loaded.
  4. That Google is the best search engine and a lot more.

I’ll start with the last one. Yes we know , Google rules you. No it doesn’t? Think about life without Orkut, Picasa ,Youtube ,Gmail and of course no Google. Your web life ends there doesn’t it ? (Chrome addicts are you listening ?, if you are so anti-Microsoft stick to Mozilla). But what you don’t know is that google offers a host of cute little features and prospects that are frighteningly luxurious. There’s Google News, Google Finance, Google Shopping, Google Videos, Google Music, Google Blogsearch, Google Image Search, Google Reader, Google Scholar, Google Blogs and as I am writing this, some geek in GooglePlex might be developing Google Dinosaurs or Google Psychiatry.

See the thing is with such a range of services it can come up with concepts like telling you what movie to watch at what theatre with reviews,cast and every detail going one step forward to even tell you IMAX or Adlabs whichever is cheaper(or more popular !), based on your location and movie name. It can expand to buying vegetables or booking air tickets , with full comparison of rates,quality and relevance. See the power of information ?? It can put everyone from travel agents to real-estate agents out of business. And who’s the big Daddy of all information ? Already Google Maps and Google Earth enables you to locate places and things around your locality with spectacular ease. With GPS in cars, who knows where it might lead to ?? (Well they also have Google Mars in case you are thinking of migrating in recent future!!)

Now Google is Fun !! To work in and to surf in !!

We all know why to work in, its got amazing open environment , fun place with informal attires and fun-like work-culture so that when you leave your home at 9 its like “ Honey , I’m leaving for vacation”…. and blah blah blah …….

But its surfing google that even you will know why they have a misspelled word as a brand and a logo that looks like lego alphabets. Instead of the drab service unavialables and 404s and network problems what google has come up with is “Bad Bad user , No Donut for you” , “Oops we are having a problem connecting” and so on. So you see how they are bulding their brand projecting a fun image , that’s what’s awesome about google. How about the famous “I’m feeling lucky “ ….. Would Microsoft or AOL ever come up with something like that ? On a side note go to www.google.com and type Chuck Norris and press “I’m feeling lucky”. Funny Eh ? Not to Google’s credit(fault/easter egg ??) though. Speaking of easter eggs who can forget the amazing logos Google surprises us with from time to time ??

See its not possible for Microsoft or any other company to copy google’s corporate model , because you know why, they just CANNOT. Because its not a model, it’s a culture that roots back to LP and SB themselves. To change it , you’ll have to change to the fun recruiting process, to the cool project managers, to the fun environment. You just cannot do it all. Google after all was built in a decade not a day.I mean let’s just face it , half the world is surfing Google.com in Internet Explorer, but SB and LP were much cooler geeks than Mr.Gates.

Happy Googling

Oh and while you’re at it, try r_earth in Google.com





Life’s Lighter Moments

12 06 2009

I am pretty jobless these days and what with clear lack of company I did what all-self respecting laptop-addicts eventually do- Get into social networking.

I was browsing through a lot of communities till I happened to stumble into this one. Now the following piece has been shamelessly copy-pasted from various posts without any sort of consent from anyone. Anyways it relates to things people used to do when they were kids, I liked most of them, since I could relate to a lot of them, as well. Read On.
“I’d asked my bro. to play a game with me in which he’d b the servant and I’d b the house mistress…I wore my mum’s shawl in a manner she wears!
“I’d asked him to clean the washroom and kept on asking him to clean properly “
“I used to feel whenever a villain dies in a movie he is dead forever and will never act in any other movie.”
“Whenever I used to see the movie of a particular hero I used to connect that story to his previous movie.
As a kid I never knew how do actually convert a currency into changes….u tear it and make it half or what?
Thank God I never had a 100/- note as a kid. I would have splitted it up to make it two 50/-s. :-)
I used think everybody’s birthday is on my birthday!!! … Anything more stupid???
I used 2 think data every bus is a school bus!!!I did sit in a bus all by myself (it was evening time) thinking data it was going 2 school!!!!
I used to think 100 is the biggest number ever to exist ;) …. like the sky is 100 kms high…
My mamaji was in Police, so whenever I say a policeman I start shouting Mamaji Mamaji. Several times the policeman starts wondering what this kid is doing.
And I refused to take a $100 from my uncle coz I didn’t like the picture on it
I had heard when the water falls from height electricity is generated. So one day I was watching Indo-Pak cricket match on TV and the light went off, so I went on the roof, took one bucket of water and started throwing the water on the ground, one mug after another
Well…I thought that when I used to give a rupee to buy candies… (Actually worth 25ps) in school…I used to get money back as change…so I thought…oh that’s cool….I get more money back…he he….I believed so…till 5th!!More u give more you get back!!….but actually that’s true….if u think of it….the other way:)
As a kid I never understood the concept of playback singing, I thought the actors sung themselves. Someone at home told that playback singers sing it and they play the song while shooting the song sequence.
I always used to look for a tape recorder in the songs to find out where the songs come from…..man it took real long for me to understand the concept.
I used to sit in front of the things and in my own sense tried to focus on them, and used to believe that I’ll make them move, bend or even fly one day ( all that crap in those weird Chinese movies ,u know !!)
When I was a kid… my cousins were my heroes… anything they say I’d believe it n they really put this fact to the best use…. I always wanted to ride their bicycle and keep pestering them to allow me to but they’d never let me n they’d put me off by saying data I need to have a license to ride a bicycle otherwise the police would catch me…. n me.. I actually believed it for years!
I used to search my pics in ma parent’s wedding album…!!
I used to think ppl lived inside the television and radio….and I tried finding a door to let them out….
I used to believe for a very loon time data women get pregnant only after two years of their marriage….n data a kid comes out of ad mothers hand….coz in movies dye showed after giving birth ad baby lies at ad mom’s side..near her hand..
I thought moon always follow me where ever I go..
I THOUGHT THAT OLD DAYS WERE BLACK AND WHITE AFTER WATCHING OLD MOVIES……I CAME 2 KNOW I WAS WRONG WHEN ONCE MY MOM TOLD ME DAT SHE LOVED RED ROSES….AND I REMEMBER SHE LAUGHED OUT ALOUD WHN I TOLD HER WAT I THOUHT……LOLZ
Used 2 believe that the sun is as big as my room…I that nothing cud get bigger than my room
I used 2 think dat smooches r meant only 4 foreigners…
Well…once I ate mah granny’s sleeping pills kept in a bottle thinking it to be gems…
I used to believe that cotton candy was made from the clouds in the sky
I thought them to cotton candy factory
I also used to think how I will pass 16 classes
I thought India is the world and US is in some place within India
On my third standard, in an exam I was so urgent to pee. I asked my teacher but she didn’t allow me. Then I got an idea. If I pee less the cloth will absorb it and nobody will notice. After about half an hour I am still peeing in small drops. The teacher came and saw a river running down my bench. From that day onwards, I have a special permission to pee at any time I want.
I use 2 pickup everything like mattress n shoes n keep them in the sofa n cover them with blanket as I felt even thy need 2 sleep(I was in the 3rd grade)
i used to think people in tv sleep when it is turned off
I used to think actor Rajinikanth (tamil actor) is a real fighter, after seeing him fighting in films.. One boy gave me a rap with his knuckles on my head and I went to my father and cried to him to take me to Rajinikanth to hit that boy in return.
n movies those days, to show the speed of the car, the person who drives the car steers the steering this side and that side very fast, probably during some chasing scenes or during an emergency. From that day I believed that Faster u turn the steering, faster goes the car … Only when we got a car @ home, I knew about the accelerator..
When I was young (8yrs old) I asked my uncle “who adds fuel to the sun? how does it burn continuously?, My uncle replied me that scientists go near the sun in rocket and pour some Kerosene and come back every week… I believed this till 5th std…
I hated summer heat, I wished those scientists would drop the sun in an ocean and turn it off… And by this process the entire water in the sea would evaporate and
I can easily go to America, London and other countries in a bus…
I also wanted to tie earth and some other planet with a Huge Chain O—O (Like this), which stops earths rotation resulting in Zero Gravity, we can fly…
i use 2 think tht wenevr da movie gts old it turns in2 black n white;)
well…we,me n my big b(just 2 yrs elder) used eat close-up (tooth paste) with sugar….nd we used 2 ask our grandma 2 do d same ….hehehe

And yes, I got tired of quoting the quotes all of them so is simply stopped.
Until next time , bye.





2008 was the year..

12 06 2009

2008 was the year I

-Made new friends
-Met new people
-Surprised a few people
-Got an unexpected roomie
-Got an awesome roomie
-Severed old ties
-Repaired some new ones
-Switched to Airtel
-Got internet in Room
-Got chucked out of class
-Reported for my first training
-Bunked the very next day itself
-Got sloshed
-Din’t miss the Great Calcutta Durga Puja
-Did miss the NIT Trichy one
-Saw Liverpool finish a heart-breaking 4th
-Saw Liverpool climb to top of EPL at half-season
-Attended my first Festember
-Coordinated my first Festember
-Attended my second Pragyan
-Got two certificates for managing one event
-Din’t bother to go for Dalal Street
-Officially got into Civil Engineering
-Flicked a broom from the department
-Made Mess B my alternative mess
-Made Buhari the regular one
-Gave fundaes to juniors
-Learnt basketball both on the ground and on EA Sports
-Watched thousands of sitcoms
-Watched millions of movies
-Escaped birthday bumps
-Completed my first real nightout (12-9AM)
-Sent my first proffing mail
-Expanded my Gmail list and got active on Okku
-Declared Messi as God’s own Winger
-Got up at 7 for survey classes





Corporate Fraud

30 04 2009

What Frank Abagnale Jr.(Remember Catch Me if You Can) achieved in the space of ten years around the world, does indeed look completely out of a Hollywood script, except for the fact that it wasn’t fiction. To some, fraudsters evoke an image of street-smart brilliance unless of course you are one of three lakh investors who woke up one Wednesday morning on 7th January 2009 to find that they have been rewarded for their trust on Satyam Computer Services by stripping them of almost 90% of their investment in the company’s Sensex listing.
Mr. Ramalinga Raju confessed to fudging up Satyam’s balance sheet to the tune of Rs 5040 crores and other excesses which add up the total amount to about Rs.7000 crores.(a fraud larger than all of Indian politicians’ creative advances added up together). Mr Raju of course surrendered to the police and Satyam was stripped off Golden Peacock Global Award for for Corporate Governance under Risk Management and Compliance Issues. To quote Rahul daCunha, the brain behind the creative Amul Girl quotes ,“Satyam Sharam Scandalam” !! Mr. Raju employed a very simple technique to create the balance sheet misbalances. A company balance sheet has two basic divisions : liabilities and assets. He interchanged the liabilities and assets by 600 cr each quarter. It’s like changing the negative and positive signs of an integer. Only this time it involved investor’s hard earned money. On top of one “inflated” bank balance he was forced to add another since otherwise it would expose the previous fraud and make the company suspect as well as open to an acquisition which also would expose the fraud. This continued for some time with shareholders investing on false notions of a profitable balance sheet until recession struck and FIIs withdrew money , share prices dipped and Raju was forced to buy back his own shares and with his assets’(read: real estate) valuation decreasing, he ran out of ideas on how to control the fraud which had already assumed giant proportions. As a last ditch attempt he tried to acquire Maytas Infra(Note the palindrome) his family real estate concern owned by his sons ,which would induct fresh capital into Satyam and help sustain the fraud till the economic crisis ended; but due to large investor and Board of Directors’ dissent, cancelled the deal at the eleventh hour. By then the Satyam stock was already poorer by Rs 3400 crore due to panic selling. During the whole course he was helped by the blind sight of his auditors PriceWaterHouse Cooper (PwC), which is still under investigation not just by ICAI but by the CBI as well.
Corporate fraud is not a new phenomenon . Incidentally the largest ever investor fraud was revealed very recently in December last year when by one Bernie Madoff , an ex chairman of NASDAQ , finally plead guilty to defrauding many thousands of investors. Federal prosecutors estimated client losses which included fabricated gains of almost $65 billion. His asset management firm Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC was used to attract billions of investor money and he fabricated the returns from his investment in various securities and siphoned out the funds from his firm to his own account through huge salary paychecks. He marketed his investment method as “too complicated for outsiders to understand”, was secretive about the firm’s business, and kept his financial statements closely guarded. It was a neat ploy but faced with severe credit crunch coupled with the market mayhem , when investors demanded their money back he couldn’t pay back and his fraud was officially apprehended.
The Enron scandal was one of the longest running and complicated corporate fraud subject to constant media glare due to its magnitude and elaborate scheme. The mastermind, one Kenneth Lay, has confessed that the scam goes as back as 1985 when Enron was formed as a result of a merger between Omaha based Internorth and a Houston based Houston Natural Gas with Mr. Lay as the new CEO. No sooner was Lay at helm of affairs , than Enron plunged into debts and layoffs and asset sales followed. The following years were tumultuous years for Enron with regulation battles with Peru government and money laundering scandals . Many top brass people like Lou Borget took the hit but Lay survived. In the early 90’s the Congress of the United States of America passed legislation deregulating the sale of electricity. It marked the turnaround of Enron , which further thrived creating offshore entities, units which may be used for planning and avoidance of taxes, raising the profitability of a business. The names of these SPEs, or special purpose entities, were Bob West Treasure, Jedi and Hawaii .This provided ownership and management with full freedom of currency movement, and full anonymity, that would keep, losses the company was taking, off of the balance sheets. These entities made Enron look more profitable than it actually was, and created a dangerous spiral in which each quarter, corporate officers would have to perform more and more contorted financial deception to create the illusion of billions in profits while the company was actually losing money. In simple language in a world where Enron was swimming in debts and huge losses balance sheets were shown in green thanks to unloading these losses on these SPEs which were conveniently offshore. While of course the investors were kept in the dark the top officials rewarded themselves with millions of dollars of revenue. The vicious cycle continued until on August 14, 2001, Jeffrey Skilling, the chief executive of Enron, resigned citing personal reasons,selling minimum 450,000 shares of Enron at a value of around $33 million. It led to widespread speculation on Enron’s accounting but Lay managed to ward off all fears. However it was enough to send Enron’s stock into a dizzying fall and by October it had reached $20 levels from $80 levels in just a space of two months.By this time speculations were strife about the clarity of Enron’s balance sheets ,its many suspicious deals and fudged valuations. Lay did his best to allay investor worries and bought back commercial papers from banks to improve the credit crisis but its credit rating continued to dip and by the end of October it had been downgraded to just above junk bond, meaning it was only marginally profitable to invest. It was at this juncture that Dynegy another Houston based energy firm offered to buy Enron; however with news that Enron’s top officials had continually withdrawn company stocks to the tune of millions and with further downgrading of its credit rating coupled with the stock price falling to as low as $7,Dynegy finally called of the deal on November 28,2001.Its debts were vastly in excess of of its available cash and and the stock price fell to $0.61 by the end of the day. Enron filed for bankruptcy two days later, the biggest in US history at that time. Kenneth Lay was convicted with 11 counts of corporate fraud and falsifying accounts and securities
There are remarkable similarities between the Satyam and the Enron scandals. Both were extremely elaborate schemes with long timelines of account falsifying. They were both characterized by rapid falls in stages, of their share prices and while the Satyam fiasco comes as a blow to the Indian IT industry already reeling under the effects of recession, the Enron scandal was large enough to send the state of California into a full-fledged energy crisis. However there were notable differences ; while Lay managed to drive Enron to bankruptcy, Raju was conscious enough to come out with a disclosure before it was all over. Enron’s modus operandi was to siphon out all debts and losses to its off-shore entities which Raju could not manage after a failed attempt to acquire Maytas Infrastructure. One can only think what would have surfaced had the deal gone through.
As you can see, corporate fraud can have a devastating effect on the lives of people. A dangerous aspect is that often there are thousands of people affected , their life savings vanishing overnight .There was a lot of praise on the Indian Government when the Indian banks managed to stay shielded from the effects of the sub-prime crisis thanks to good regulation but the Satyam scam shows that India never learnt from the Enron scam. A big reason was maybe because it thought corporate fraud was unthinkable of in a third-world country such as ours. But we have to realize that India Inc. has come of age. We have giant MNCs and millions of dollars in FII and FDI investment each year and investors have millions at stake. That itself asks for a lot of regulations. Scams of such a magnitude can seriously dent FII and FDI confidence in our nation and they may abstain from investing in India . It hurts investor sentiments badly to say the least. Our government can no longer run away from it. “Keep IT Simple” should be the watch word.
In India, we have a system of Public Issue of shares with ‘Red Herrings Prospectus’. If you are a commoner like me you probably may not be aware of the meaning of ‘red herring’.Even a decade back ,by looking into the offer document of a public issue, an investor could get an idea of how much amount has been invested by the promotor of the company in the business and how many shares he had acquired with that amount. In the present system the ‘red herring prospectus’ is a very bulky document which does not reveal these basic data to the investor. This opens up a very easy way of laundering money by fooling investors through mere speculation. What is required is to restore INTEGRITY in our economy . The Govt can start with the following steps.
1. Congress needs to draft and implement basic reasonable and prudent regulations to establish corporate adherence to sound business principles as a legal requirement.
2. The financial auditing firms should be required to report infractions against the regulation standards to the oversight authorities.
3. Any CEO, CFO or corporate upper management or individuals in financial auditing firms who violate the regulations and standards should be prosecuted to the FULLEST extent of the law to provide deterrents for corruption.
4. The penalties and punishments for “white collar crimes” needs to be commensurate with the crimes; not just a token slap on the wrist or short sentences in “country club” detention centers or “white collar prisons”.
5.The CEOs and other corporate management are quite adept at setting up “fall guys” to take the rap for such illegal and fraudulent actions. The guilty parties should be prosecuted to the fullest possible extent; prosecutors should certainly look beyond “token fall guys” as a screen for upper management.

In its most simple and basic form, none of this is difficult. It is the “politics” and “creative accounting practices” that pervert the INTEGRITY of our economic systems, corporations and stock markets.But at the same time, there is only so much the regulators can do. Our corporates need to be more responsible and transparent with its record books to its investors. We are a growing economy and are going through a very rough patch what with recession and the Chinese intrusion into our markets. We can ill-afford these body blows if we are to grow unhindered.





Hillsborough – Personal Ramifications

20 04 2009

On April 15th 1989, over 25,000 Liverpool supporters travelled down to Hillsborough to watch the FA Cup semi-final match with Nottingham Forest. 96 of them never returned. The sun had been shining and what should have been a fantastic day for both the club and the fans turned into the scene of the most horrific football disaster the English game has ever seen.

96 Liverpool supporters were crushed to death in the Leppings Lane end just after kick-off. Football in England and Liverpool Football Club, in particular, would never be the same again. But – amidst the tears, the scarves, the flowers and the funerals, an unbelievable bond between the club and the supporters emerged. Players, staff and fans from all over the world supported each other through the most difficult time in the club’s history.

The events at Hillsborough on April 15th Shook The Kop more than any other day but the aftermath – with supporters, players and LFC comforting one another – highlighted why we all support Liverpool Football Club.

96 Reds live on in our memories.

John Aldridge (LFC player 1987-89): If I hadn’t become a footballer it is almost certain I would have been in the middle of the Leppings Lane terrace at Hillsborough on Saturday, 15 April 1989. In the days when I was a fan I would never have considered missing an FA Cup semi-final involving Liverpool so I have to assume I would have travelled with everyone else to Sheffield for the game against Nottingham Forest. But fate decreed that John Aldridge be elsewhere that day. I was not on the Leppings Lane terrace, I was on the Hillsborough playing field, oblivious to what was going on among the Liverpool contingent.
John Barnes (LFC player 1987-97): Saturday 15 April 1989 should have been a day of excitement when a compelling FA Cup semi-final between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest was played at the home of Sheffield Wednesday. I try not to think about the day itself, but I will never forget it. The events were like a nightmare unfolding.

Kenny Dalglish (LFC manager 1985-91): I will never, never forget 15 April, 1989. I cannot even think of the name Hillsborough, cannot even say the word, without so many distressing memories flooding back. I find it very difficult to write about Hillsborough, where terrible mistakes by the authorities, both police and football, ended with 96 of our supporters dead. The memory will remain with me for the rest of my life.

Alan Hansen: In the opening few minutes of Liverpool’s FA Cup semi-final against Nottingham Forest at Hillsborough on Saturday 15 April 1989, I felt happier than I could have anticipated. Two months short of my thirty-fourth birthday, I had been out of Liverpool’s first team for nine months – the result of a dislocated left knee sustained in a pre-season friendly against Atletico Madrid in Spain – and had only started playing again, for the reserves, four days before the semi-final. The Liverpool fans gave me a tremendous reception as I came on to the pitch, and I made a great start to the game. In those opening minutes, I hit three good passes – two long balls over the top of the Forest defence to Steve McMahon and the other to Peter Beardsely, who hit a shot against the Forest bar. All my fears about my fitness evaporated. I felt as if I had never been away. Then, suddenly, I started to fall into the blackest period of my life.

John Barnes: I didn’t realise anything was amiss on the Leppings Lane terrace until a couple of fans ran on to the pitch shouting, ‘There are people being killed in there.’ I thought they were exaggerating, like when players say ‘that tackle nearly killed me.’ I just thought the fans were getting a bit squashed. But Bruce Grobbelaar, who was closest to the Leppings Lane terrace, quickly realised there was something terribly wrong when he went to retrieve a ball and heard fans screaming – ‘They’re killing us, Bruce, they’re killing us.’ Bruce shouted at the stewards to do something.

John Aldridge: I was the Liverpool player furthest away from the Leppings Lane terrace when a fan decked out in Liverpool red approached Ray Houghton and shouted something at him. I assumed it was some kind of pitch invasion. The last action I could remember was Peter Beardsley hitting the crossbar with a fierce shot. But soon a policeman with a look of concern approached referee Ray Lewis and began talking to him. The game was brought to a halt. I remember Steve Nicol saying something to the referee, though I was too far away to hear anything. I didn’t have a clue what was going on.

John Barnes: Six minutes into the match, a policeman ran on to tell Ray Lewis, the referee, to halt the game. Lewis immediately led the players back to the dressing-rooms. The scale of the tragedy was still unimaginable. We thought a few fans had been squashed but that we would be playing again soon, once the stewards had sorted out the problem. Lewis kept coming in and saying, ‘Another five minutes.’ Each time, we all got up and started jogging again until he finally came in and said, ‘That’s it, lads, match off.’
Kenny Dalglish: Nobody knew the scale of the disaster. I ordered the players to stay inside and went out into the corridor. A few fans had gathered there. They called out to me: ‘Kenny, Kenny, there are people dying out there.’ News of the horror filtered through. People who had been outside began to give a hint of the unfolding disaster. Like any man, my first reaction was to check my family was all right.

John Aldridge: The confirmation that Liverpool fans had died reached us while we were getting changed. Some of us were showering, though some had already put their clothes back on. Again, I don’t remember exactly what I did. I cast my eyes over to John Barnes and could see tears in his eyes. He was sitting there quietly, not wanting to be disturbed. A few of the other players looked stunned. I couldn’t talk. Nobody could. There was a strange sort of silence. Usually there is much conversation and banter when the lads are all together in the dressing-room. Not now. Too many thoughts were flashing through our minds. The sense of logic was disappearing.

John Barnes: All the rumours of crushing and deaths became desperate reality when I heard Des Lynam say, ‘There’s been a tragedy at Hillsborough. There are many dead.’ I went numb. I couldn’t believe it. Complete silence seized the room. Every face turned towards the television screen. No one sat down. No one spoke. Forest’s players were also in the lounge. What could they say? ‘We’re sorry your fans have been killed?’ The fact that they played for Forest and we played for Liverpool was irrelevant. These were human beings who died. We watched the television for an hour in silence. Many in the lounge were crying. Each of the players wondered whether he knew anyone who could have been in that terrible cage. I had only been at Liverpool for two years and knew hardly any of the fans. It was far worse for the local players like John Aldridge and Steve McMahon. Aldo was very agitated. He was desperately trying to make phone-calls. Eventually, we got on the coach, each player sitting next to his wife, holding hands, still numb and speechless. Everyone drank heavily all the way back to Liverpool. I got completely smashed on brandy. People wept all the way home. All the wives were crying. I was crying. Kenny was crying. Bruce said he was considering quitting.

Kenny Dalglish: The next day people began coming up to Anfield. They just wanted to leave tributes and flowers at the Shankly Gates. Peter Robinson got in touch with the groundsman and told him to open the ground. Liverpool Football Club didn’t want supporters standing around on the street. That was a magnificent thing to do. At 6 pm. we all went to St Andrew’s cathedral. Bruce Grobbelaar read from the scriptures. There was an awful sense of loss, confusion, and frustration. So many emotions were felt. The players and their wives were determined to do something. We all went into Anfield the next day. The wives were brilliant. Everything just stopped and rightly so. It comforted people coming into Anfield, talking to the players, the wives, and having a cup of tea. Liverpool Football Club was the focus of so many people’s lives that it was natural they should head for Anfield. It gave them somewhere to go, something to talk about.
John Aldridge: When the full extent of the disaster that eventually claimed the lives of ninety-six people unfolded, my emotions were of great sadness for the victims whose only mistake was choosing the wrong day to watch a football match; a football match in which I was playing.

I remember giving an interview to the Liverpool Echo in which I said I didn’t care if I never played again. I meant every word. For the two weeks following the disaster I was in a state of shock, helpless to do anything. I feel no shame in admitting Hillsborough affected me mentally for a time, a long time. I couldn’t cope, It weakened me physically, emotionally and mentally. The thought of training never entered my head. I remember trying to go jogging but I couldn’t run. There was a time when I wondered if I would ever muster the strength to play. I seriously considered retirement. I was learning about what was relevant in life. I didn’t really see the point in football.

John Barnes: The events of 15 April 1989 at Hillsborough made me realise what is really important in life. Before Hillsborough, I had always tried to keep things in perspective but what happened on the Leppings Lane terraces made me question so much in my life. Football lost its obsessive significance; it was not the be all and end all. How could it be when ninety-six people died, when parents lost children and children lost parents? Bill Shankly’s comment that ‘football is not a matter of life and death, it is far more important that that’ sounded even falser after Hillsborough. Football is a game, a glorious pursuit but how can it be more important than life itself?

John Aldridge: Hillsborough was a real tragedy on a real day involving real people. We often talk of nightmares in our lives, of disaster, of tragedies, but most of us don’t really know what we’re talking about. I was injured playing for Liverpool the season before Hillsborough and I called it a personal disaster. Disaster? When you know people have died in your vicinity you realise missing a football match or two through injury is irrelevant. Most things are irrelevant. The death of the innocent – the suffering, the injustice – is a real disaster. A real tragedy.

Kenny Dalglish: I was offered the manager’s job at Sheffield Wednesday after I left Liverpool but I couldn’t take it because of what had happened at Hillsborough. The person who offered me the job said: ‘I never thought of that.’ But I can never be in the stadium without thinking of all those people who died on the Leppings





The Greatest Football Tragedy Ever

20 04 2009

April 15 1989 is a date indelibly etched on the memories of all English football fans. It is the day that 93 Liverpool supporters perished in an horrific crush at Hillsborough stadium, home to Sheffield Wednesday and host of the FA Cup semi-final between Kenny Dalglish’s side and Brian Clough’s Nottingham Forest. Three more died days and years later from their injuries.

The images of people in helpless despair remain clear in the mind. The questions as to how such a tragedy could have occurred stretched far and wide. The repercussions throughout the police force were enormous. The victims’ plight touched the nation and their families’ fight for justice continues in many quarters.

Twenty years on, we remember how the disaster and its aftermath and of course the grave injustice metted out to the dead.We are of course fighting for the dead and the Justice Campaign is on. Read the tragic details below to see how the most horrific and avoidable tragedy in world football unfolded.

Please do go through and support the cause

http://www.contrast.org/hillsborough/history/buildup1.shtm





NIT Trichy : The How/When/Why/Where Guide

7 04 2009

Opening quotes :
“Man made booze , God made grass, To enjoy both come to NITDBPPA “ – Unidentified student

“Give me 28 years of Island of Despair, not 4 years of NITDBPPA” – Robinson Crusoe

“Where are the studs of India?” – Oscar Wilde

“Get a Life, Oscar” – a student of NITDBPPA

“Ich hasse Amerika , Ich hasse die Juden, Ich liebe NITDBPPA “- Hitler (use Google Translate )

The National Institute of Technology,Doping,Boozing and Pornographic Art at Tiruchirappalli, NITDBPPA-Trichy, (formerly Regional Entertainment Centre, Trichy, TREC) is an institute specially meant for over-priviledged students selected across the country for “Daring To Dream” about marijuana,porn,movies,Romanov and Counter Strike. It is a co-educational college meant for both boys and girls posing as boys. Of course the regime of no discrimination based on sexual orientation, means gays are also free to pursue their own choices. It may however lead to the following criminal activities.

1.Since all the girls look like boys,they may end up with red roses for them , come Rose Day, which may force a girl to reveal her actual identity and face fraudulent charges under IPC/420/TTS/5355, since you know girls are not allowed in our college.

2.Male Rape cases have been on the rise with over 40 such cases in the new hospital registered this year where the rapist demanded to know why the rapee never got pregnant.(Engineers and Biology never mix)

NITT is built on a land the Indian government bought for INR 36 million from the American Government , where the latter used to test radioactive and nuclear bombs as a result of which you will find a totally barren desert which some genetically mutated cows which have however made our college famous as the technical institute with the biggest traffic problem a.k.a cattle who occupy the roads waiting for the non-existent traffic signals to turn green.
My inside sources however claim this land was particularly chosen due to its vicinity to the special place called Thuvakudi, a mystery though I haven’t managed to solve due to time constraints.

Admission is through a very tough exam called AIETSDFSRRGDSF, actually the full form is the largest of its kind in Milky Way hence people have stopped deciphering it. Anyways it’s a very very selective exam with over 7 lakh hopeless youth fighting it out for some 800 seats, and what with Arjun Singhs policy of reservations for the mentally retarded and the Congress voters in UP(where incidentally they lose election after election), it becomes even more tough. It is actually a very pointless exam where you are tested on Physics,Chemistry and Maths rather than Porn, Alcohol and Drug Abuse.This creates a peculiar condition where the X gets screened out but Y gets in and turns into X thereby increasing the population of X in general, where
X = drug addicts, drug dealers, porn kings, vandals and miscreants
Y= nerds, geeks and underage genius who study Laplace transforms as an additional for kindergarten.
This indigenious policy drafted by the HRD ministry ensures that India follows the American Society and Economic model and turn into a third-world country like them, from being a 27th world country.

Student Activities are mainly through various clubs and associations.

Rotaract Club – They conduct mock AIETSDFSRRGDSF exams to ensure the continuity of the above mentioned process and do stuff in the “Barn” which may range from feeding cattle, or eating the haystacks themselves.

Leo Club – It’s a club whose primary event is inducting mental retards into the club, who themselves got into the college under the NRI (Non-Reservation Idiots) quota.

Aayam Club – They intend to establish a mini state of Bihar in TN right in NITDBPPA, but last heard Laloo had refused to conduct a guest lecture because apparently he was asked to speak in Hindi whereas after his IIM-Ahd visit he only speaks English.

E-Cell – Its an very hardworking club whose sole objective is to blow Govt of India money by inviting people from Tunisia, El Salvadore and Burkina Faso to present their ideas on how to waste more money. Their magazine, Paisa Inc, is hugely popular owing to the fact that the NRIs take time adjusting to the “no-tissue paper” system in toilets.

UNESCO Club – It’s a spoof of the real UNESCO organization.

CRY Club – Initially intended as another spoof, but now nobody is quite sure of its existence anymore. Legend has it, it used to sell drafters to freshers.

The hostels of NITDBPPA are an architectural wonder. They offer each student more leg-room than Deccan Airways gives to its Cattle Class seats and are the most eco-friendly in the world with rats, mosquitoes, cockroaches, lizards all coexisting in the same habitat.

The festivals hosted by NITDBPPA include Festember, the annual gay-parade , full of colours, dancing around non-existent trees and gay T-shirts and Pragyan where hundreds of nerds collaborate together to make this world an even more complicated place. Of course the latter is an international event since we have participants from Sri Lanka (what with the LTTE problems across the channel they find NITDBPPA safer)





IIM Ahmedabad tougher than Harvard Business School ??

26 03 2009

The Indian Media essentially thinks of our society as a very intelligent fool , you know, and guess why do they do that ? Because they know we will lap it up .There are many examples ; but just for this time, I’ll discuss one aspect I want to write about.

There was a speculation based on a statistic that IIM Ahmedabad was more difficult to get into than Harvard Business School (Let us forget about Wharton/Sloan/Stanford for the time being). A lot of you know the logic already but I’ll explain it one more time.

Its very simple – IIM Ahmedabad selects roughly 250 out of 2.5 lakh CAT candidates with a success rate of .001 or 1 in 1000 and Harvard takes in around 100 candidates out 8000 giving a hit rate of about .0125 or 1 in 80.

The thing is , this statistic is all too wrong. The real fact is CAT is Common Aptitude Test and is an entrance exam to many colleges beyond IIM A or even BLICK. Not all of those 2.5 lakh CAT aspirants are aspirants of IIM A. Very few write the exam having a realistic chance of cracking IIM Ahmedabad. On the other hand barring a few who rely on a leap of faith ,most of the Harvard applicants have a realistic chance of cracking into it since sucha an application requires a lot of soul-searching (SOP) , previous enterprises (Social/community Service) or even a spark of genius (Read : Very high extra curricualrs) and lastly solid work experience (More than just Infosys/Wipro etc). Harvard gets to select the choicest choice of these applicants hence have a classroom full of extremely high potential and diversity in terms of both sex and educational backgrounds.

I am not saying IIM Ahd does not boast of the same but the above might be the reason why it does not rank regularly alongside the top B-schools of the world despite being so tough getting into. Both Harvard and IIM Ahd are very different b-Schools and have a different approach as well as methodology of admissions and it would be unfair to compare them and come out with a definitive one-on-one opinion.





Rafa Ramblings

26 03 2009

It was one cold December night back in 1998 in Calcutta, my exams were near but I was bored.So I sneaked up when everyone was asleep to have a peek at the television.Nothing was on, nothing I was remotely interested in, anyways. Then a football match involving one Liverpool and Newcastle United caught my attention. A young forward called Michael Owen scored two beautiful goals tor register a home win for the Reds.I have been a avid supporter of Liverpool ever since. A love affair which continue till date.

Liverpool fans are known to be extremely loyal.Lately though , the Kop has grown a bit too restless the prime reason being as they say “A lot is happening at Anfield but we are not winning anything - this primarily because maybe we are at the peak right now and we are not winning the EPL. You know how Arsenal won when they had their dream run, Chelsea won when they had theirs for 2 straight years and even Blackburn Rovers edged out Man U once when in the early 90’s(yes , do check out wiki).

We are the best team in the Premiership right now , because you see we defeated Manchester United both at home and away , did the same to Chelsea and to Arsenal as well except for that draw at Emirates which was mainly because Rafa wasn’t in charge and was in hospital. We are simply not winning EPL because we draw a lot against some mid-table teams. See when teams are scared of losing against us , they park the bus in front of the goal , and it takes a special something to break them down. We have that special someone in Gerrard and Torres but as luck would have it we have either missed both separately or together and that meant we lost precious points against them, whereas Man U and Chelsea have always had the services of Rooney(who has turned out to be an excellent winger, maybe better than Ronaldo as well), or Tevez(scored some very important goals this season) or Lampard (he’s never been better or bad as well). Even Drogba, Malouda and the two Coles have all provided Chelsea the constant firepower they need to break down mid and low table teams. Even Ballack provides the constant threat.

This may seem cliche’d but we need to have some patience right now. Liverpool does not have the funds or the permission to spend like Arsenal(almost into bankruptcy) to bring in talent randomly. Like Rafa said we get to buy 2 players a season and Man U, Chelsea get to buy 5 ,if our 2 fail to deliver everybody notices but if their 3 fails there’s always 2 of them to make Fergie or Scolari look good. Another thing that hurts Liverpool is that teams like Stoke City, Hull City and Fulham play total defense in front of their home crowds against the better teams and their fans support it , since for them a draw against us is as good as a win.And contrary to West Bromwich Albion or Wigan they have the defense to do that.

Our fans are always busy criticizing Rafa’s rotation policy, his decisions and everything he does, of course only when we lose. The fact is that even Fergie did not achieve as much as Rafa did in his first 4 years. It took him ages to win the Champions League and look what Rafa has done to us – We are the best team in Europe in the last five years and we are regularly beaten top notch teams like Barcelona, Real Madrid, Manchester United and Chelsea in their own backyards. To think at some point Owen left us because we were failing to qualify for the Champions League, I think he has done a phenomenal turnaround. The Rotation policy isnt a simple whim of Rafa’s, he does it based on a complex computer simulator which has a database which indicates how each player could get affected in certain situations and shows which players are fatigued and could be a weak link and then comes the final training sessions where the team is actually picked.We don’t lose matches because top form Benayoun is not playing , or simply because Skrtel is playing on the right and Kuyt was playing lone striker instead of Babel. Liverpool’s squad is too top-class for these minor changes. We lose matches because Gerrard and Torres does not play, we lose because sometimes Alonso has a bad day, we lose because decisions go against us, we lose because of one defensive fumble, we lose because sometimes we don’t make the most of our chances. Even Fergie rests Tevez ,O’shea like anything. Did Man U fans cry hoarse after their loss to Arsenal ? See football is affected by lots of real pitch events and a Gerrard injury and a lack of a superb sub as a striker can affect the outcome more than a simple rotation policy. This year we gave a severe title challenge but it does look like we may lose once again but I would say it was a huge gain for us. If Rafa had the money, he would have lured David Villa or Aguero into our squad with the ease Chelsea bought Deco and we probably would have finished those easy chances in the absence of Torres and who knows a couple of draws converted into wins would have put us right into the title challenge at the business end of the year.

I would say Rafa’s experiment sometimes go wrong but most of the time we have reaped huge rewards. It would be a mistake to say that his squad selection and transfers were mistakes. We are growing and learning, as a Liverpool fan, we just need to have a little more patience now that we are so close. Like my friend said “Either get used to Rafa or suck it up !!”





The IIMs ,IITs and India

26 03 2009

This article appeared on Financial Express for those of you who missed it.

Nearly half of the India Inc’s professionals in Chief Executive role hail from the country’s elite institutes — IIT and IIM, a study says.

“A whopping 50 per cent of the professionals in Chief Executive or Strategic Business Leadership roles hail either from the IITs or the IIMs or both, across corporations studied,” global executive search firm EMA Partners International said in a study.

Explaining the trend, EMA Partners International’s Managing Partner-India K Sudarshan said, “Since mid-60s, graduates from these institutes have steadily permeated the Indian corporate landscape and through their sheer brilliance and contribution have climbed the corporate ladder and they further patronized their alma mater in their organizations.” “The major contributory factor for the success of IITs and IIMs is largely because of the selected input quality.

Besides, the very presence of several successful and distinguished alumni from these institutes in the corporate landscape adds up to the brand value of these institutes,” Sudarshan added.

The study was conducted on the educational background profile of executive leadership across companies in India.

They covered top 200 companies in India chosen on parameters including market cap, size of revenues, sector wise market leadership and employer branding.

Out of the four elite IIMs — Ahmedabad, Bangalore, Calcutta and Lucknow, IIM-Ahmedabad produces the largest proportion of Chief Executives at a whopping 62 per cent and IIM-Calcutta comes at the second place at 27 per cent.

However, IIM-Bangalore and IIM-Lucknow have made a lower impact in the top brass of corporate India, the study said.

A sectoral analysis shows that financial services and manufacturing sector represent the lions’ share with 26 per cent and 27 per cent of the potent IIT-IIM combination, respectively. IT and ITeS comes third with 20 per cent.

The study further highlights that IIT and IIM graduates have skipped the public sector over the years, as the study said when it comes to the IIT-IIM combination, public sector accounts for roughly 8 per cent share.

This trend is however changing in the present economic scenario as PSUs have now emerged as the preferred job destination for the IIT and IIM students.

Last year, eye-popping salaries were offered on the campuses, but the effect of the financial meltdown has already taken its toll on the campuses this year, Sudarshan said adding though that the impact would be “temporary”.

I would like to infer a few facts from the above survey.

1.It seems like IIMs and IITs are indeed contributing to the great Indian corporate. A lot of hue and cry is made when surveys come out proclaiming how meagre these elite institutions’ contribution to research has been, but do remember that when you gloat about how India Inc. has come off age, a large role was played by the IITs and IIMs

2. I do see but in very very minute quantities people emerging as CEO of a global company when people choose foreign locations in placements. Does it mean India does manage to recruit back some top talent and make good use of it (by putting them in top positions)? IS it that Indian students rather prefer a top job than a dollar job ?? Remember the CEOs that you are seeing now probably graduated way back in the 70’s and 60’s when some of the newer IITs and IIMs dint even exist, so this does not involve any recent trend.

3.PSU s are recruiting in large numbers in IITs and IIMs , good to know that, and even better they are getting accepted by students given the current sorry state of affairs in the other glam world of finance. But, practically speaking, its impossible for them to retain such top talent, as soon as the world comes out of recession and the top companies start hunting for these grads,most of these will be gone. Hence the challenge is not to try and retain them (which will never happen) but to make the most of their talent and skills to improve affairs at various PSUs. Most of them suffer from deep organizational and operational maladies and can be resolved by putting these people at the very helm of affairs.