Life’s Lighter Moments

12 06 2009

I am pretty jobless these days and what with clear lack of company I did what all-self respecting laptop-addicts eventually do- Get into social networking.

I was browsing through a lot of communities till I happened to stumble into this one. Now the following piece has been shamelessly copy-pasted from various posts without any sort of consent from anyone. Anyways it relates to things people used to do when they were kids, I liked most of them, since I could relate to a lot of them, as well. Read On.
“I’d asked my bro. to play a game with me in which he’d b the servant and I’d b the house mistress…I wore my mum’s shawl in a manner she wears!
“I’d asked him to clean the washroom and kept on asking him to clean properly “
“I used to feel whenever a villain dies in a movie he is dead forever and will never act in any other movie.”
“Whenever I used to see the movie of a particular hero I used to connect that story to his previous movie.
As a kid I never knew how do actually convert a currency into changes….u tear it and make it half or what?
Thank God I never had a 100/- note as a kid. I would have splitted it up to make it two 50/-s. :-)
I used think everybody’s birthday is on my birthday!!! … Anything more stupid???
I used 2 think data every bus is a school bus!!!I did sit in a bus all by myself (it was evening time) thinking data it was going 2 school!!!!
I used to think 100 is the biggest number ever to exist ;) …. like the sky is 100 kms high…
My mamaji was in Police, so whenever I say a policeman I start shouting Mamaji Mamaji. Several times the policeman starts wondering what this kid is doing.
And I refused to take a $100 from my uncle coz I didn’t like the picture on it
I had heard when the water falls from height electricity is generated. So one day I was watching Indo-Pak cricket match on TV and the light went off, so I went on the roof, took one bucket of water and started throwing the water on the ground, one mug after another
Well…I thought that when I used to give a rupee to buy candies… (Actually worth 25ps) in school…I used to get money back as change…so I thought…oh that’s cool….I get more money back…he he….I believed so…till 5th!!More u give more you get back!!….but actually that’s true….if u think of it….the other way:)
As a kid I never understood the concept of playback singing, I thought the actors sung themselves. Someone at home told that playback singers sing it and they play the song while shooting the song sequence.
I always used to look for a tape recorder in the songs to find out where the songs come from…..man it took real long for me to understand the concept.
I used to sit in front of the things and in my own sense tried to focus on them, and used to believe that I’ll make them move, bend or even fly one day ( all that crap in those weird Chinese movies ,u know !!)
When I was a kid… my cousins were my heroes… anything they say I’d believe it n they really put this fact to the best use…. I always wanted to ride their bicycle and keep pestering them to allow me to but they’d never let me n they’d put me off by saying data I need to have a license to ride a bicycle otherwise the police would catch me…. n me.. I actually believed it for years!
I used to search my pics in ma parent’s wedding album…!!
I used to think ppl lived inside the television and radio….and I tried finding a door to let them out….
I used to believe for a very loon time data women get pregnant only after two years of their marriage….n data a kid comes out of ad mothers hand….coz in movies dye showed after giving birth ad baby lies at ad mom’s side..near her hand..
I thought moon always follow me where ever I go..
I THOUGHT THAT OLD DAYS WERE BLACK AND WHITE AFTER WATCHING OLD MOVIES……I CAME 2 KNOW I WAS WRONG WHEN ONCE MY MOM TOLD ME DAT SHE LOVED RED ROSES….AND I REMEMBER SHE LAUGHED OUT ALOUD WHN I TOLD HER WAT I THOUHT……LOLZ
Used 2 believe that the sun is as big as my room…I that nothing cud get bigger than my room
I used 2 think dat smooches r meant only 4 foreigners…
Well…once I ate mah granny’s sleeping pills kept in a bottle thinking it to be gems…
I used to believe that cotton candy was made from the clouds in the sky
I thought them to cotton candy factory
I also used to think how I will pass 16 classes
I thought India is the world and US is in some place within India
On my third standard, in an exam I was so urgent to pee. I asked my teacher but she didn’t allow me. Then I got an idea. If I pee less the cloth will absorb it and nobody will notice. After about half an hour I am still peeing in small drops. The teacher came and saw a river running down my bench. From that day onwards, I have a special permission to pee at any time I want.
I use 2 pickup everything like mattress n shoes n keep them in the sofa n cover them with blanket as I felt even thy need 2 sleep(I was in the 3rd grade)
i used to think people in tv sleep when it is turned off
I used to think actor Rajinikanth (tamil actor) is a real fighter, after seeing him fighting in films.. One boy gave me a rap with his knuckles on my head and I went to my father and cried to him to take me to Rajinikanth to hit that boy in return.
n movies those days, to show the speed of the car, the person who drives the car steers the steering this side and that side very fast, probably during some chasing scenes or during an emergency. From that day I believed that Faster u turn the steering, faster goes the car … Only when we got a car @ home, I knew about the accelerator..
When I was young (8yrs old) I asked my uncle “who adds fuel to the sun? how does it burn continuously?, My uncle replied me that scientists go near the sun in rocket and pour some Kerosene and come back every week… I believed this till 5th std…
I hated summer heat, I wished those scientists would drop the sun in an ocean and turn it off… And by this process the entire water in the sea would evaporate and
I can easily go to America, London and other countries in a bus…
I also wanted to tie earth and some other planet with a Huge Chain O—O (Like this), which stops earths rotation resulting in Zero Gravity, we can fly…
i use 2 think tht wenevr da movie gts old it turns in2 black n white;)
well…we,me n my big b(just 2 yrs elder) used eat close-up (tooth paste) with sugar….nd we used 2 ask our grandma 2 do d same ….hehehe

And yes, I got tired of quoting the quotes all of them so is simply stopped.
Until next time , bye.


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